Hahaha, you know I've always loved your honesty Glad you wouldn't lower your standards to that level anymore...(although...I am a little curious about your stats...so...)

I hear men talk a lot about how women want a well endowed man, but in reality everything I hear from women is that we enjoy average!! Too much of a good thing hurts (ask most any woman who's experienced it, and they'll tell you they'd take average any damn day!). I can only speak from my experiences and those of the women around me, but good sex doesn't pay the bills, nor is it really hard to come by...so I don't think it's playing as much of a factor as you might think.

 

:smt043:smt043:smt043

*saved to memory bank for future reference*

 

This.

I told one guy who boasted of 11 inches that I didn't know what to do with 4 or 5 of them. :smt102

 

So what time you coming over or are you teasing again

 

Truth be told there are things I didn't consider when I was young but now being older I would never again risk my safety over some questionable pussy. Once I heard about that white chick who was setting up dudes to get fucked up by her kkk buddies reality set in.
Three to five dates then you can get that good good

 

:smt077

Pfffftttttt

 

Seems a little unlikely for most since you would think the bigger you are the more nerve endings you're hitting but I will admit bottoming out isn't really fun for either party.

 

LMAO, yes! Men swear a bigger package (i.e. "11 inches") is going to seal the deal when in reality it'll make most women run in fear. I actually feel for guys who truly are that big...their entire sex lives must be ruled by exceptions and limitations.

Please, I'd have you on date ONE if I wanted to

Seriously. I don't know what it feels like from your perspective obviously, but it hurts like hell from the womans perspective, and some dudes are so wrapped up in the moment they're completely oblivious to the clues that shit doesn't feel great lol! I've tried inching further and further back and putting my hands on his chest like "back the fuck off me a little bit", but dude wasn't getting it. I finally just pushed him completely off of me cause I couldn't take it anymore :smt100 I think a big man who's unaware how to properly use his tool is a dangerous thing. Again...all the more reason why women love average!

 

bitch I already know you that doesn't count :freehug:

 

Thank God...we can skip all those dates then!

*moves to the front of the line*

 

I'd still take you out to Roscoes I know how you west coasters like it lol

 

Dinner AND having my curiosity satisfied?! Awww you're too good to me love :smt007

Ftr...I always knew you had a little west coast in you...getting a little east coast in me will be a bit harder...

 

Bahahahahahaha!

 

:smt009:smt009:smt009

 

Awww baby! I couldn't help it. My mind is in the gutter. U knows I loves you!

 

Don't mind him. I'm sure for someone his (smirk) height it would be considered big

 

they call me tripod for short biatch lol

 

Shame one of those extra legs is always limp

 

yeah old pimpin injury. I use to kick mine instead of slapping them

 

:smt005 you fool!!!!