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Another wet and slippery muffin box

Looks like my job here is done

 

Stay classy petty.

 

Was he ever? Damn, I guess I missed those 2 minutes

 

Reminds me of an old email that was doing the rounds back in 2006 :smt080

Truth be told when the foreign exchange students are over the few times Swedes come has to be said they tend to be far more beautiful than their British, Spanish and French sisters and by some margin.

Just remember Usain Bolt celebrated a gold medal with 3 Swedish ladies team out of all the nationalities present at London 2012.

 

U know I love u baby

 

Based on a wet dream?
Yes. Apparently so.

 

I wanna lick you up and down, til you say stop

 

To whom it may concern,
......I think the motel-6 is running a discount right now.....

 

Ha

She may not make it that far tho

 

I don't say stop. I'm usuall forced to beg for mercy.

And based on a wet dream?
You did a hell of a lot more that lick me up and down.

 

Well, since you're the one who technically had the wet dream, it looks like the feeling is mutual...

 

To whom it may concern,

We don't have one of those here.
Also, he couldn't get shit if he took me to a motel-6. They may leave the light on but I'm not the type that's afraid of the dark.
If you catch my drift.

 

Lol classic

 

It may have been at one point.

Petty is.....how does one say this?
Fickle and fast. His attention span is...
Short.

He's a bad boy. I try to stay away from them.

 

You know you are my main squeeze

 

........That young Dom in training has obviously failed the exams......

 

Uh huh.
Mister talks to me maybe every 6 months.

 

Actually...

That young Dom "in training" has way more experience with such things than I do.

So much so that I'm probably going to let him use a single tailed signal whip on me.

And he's the whole reason I'm having wet dreams to begin with.

Motel-6 that.

 

Hot damn

 

I find this disturbing. :???: