Very nice, sounds sensual. I love the shoulder/neck massage, probably because I'm always so tense.

Yes, I was referring to the length of massages

 

I had a "full body massage" in Thailand once and the little thai girl massaged my boobs.... it was freakin' weird and uncomfortable!! There's no muscle there, there's nothing to massage, it was just freaky - especially since she was giggling like a school girl the whole time. I think she just wanted to have a look - she'd probably never seen anything like them before

I've asked so many women since if they've ever had a similar experience and NO ONE has ever had their boobs massaged. I feel violated :smt085

 

So what you're saying is you want another massage?

:smt006:smt006:smt006

 

Anywhere but my boobs

I don't even particularly enjoy "massage" of the boobs in an intimate setting either. That's all for the dude's amusement. Just get to the nipple, already!

 

Well I'll get to them while I play with your fun bags woman. It's called compromise :freehug:

 

A proper Swedish massage includes breasts and buttocks. Done properly and professionally it feels amazing

 

lol pretty sure what I had in Thailand wasn't a proper swedish massage. That's interesting, though. Why massage breasts when there's no muscle?* What's the point? It definitely didn't feel good for me.

*obvs not talking about pectoral muscles, just breast tissue/fat.

 

She was probably a newbie out of school if she was giggling like that.

 

It sounds like she was definitely not doing it properly. I don't know about you, but having the girls strapped up all day, they do get sore. Swedish is massaging the muscles, not taking handfuls of oob and moving it around. It's a dying art these days because of fear of being sued for sexual misconduct and the like

 

The operative term would be "why not?"

 

I could certainly use one! I'm sick

 

I wish I had a girlfriend to get a 'happy ending' from.. I'm woefully unfamiliar with how the 'special' massage places work.. I've never had a regular spa massage either.. money's always an issue, alas.. :smt022

 

The best thing about the happy ending is that I can give myself one.

 

Start with the sports pages. Massage parlor ads are there and they even have the prices posted. These places sometimes have declarations to sign before anything happens. These declarations are to show that you are not a cop.


A regular massage you can find in the newspapers or phone books marked massage. These are a little cheaper than the ones with the "specials". Some of these places will tell you that they are legitimate from the beginning.

Make sure you have you money(the time you are paying for and the tip) on hand and that you take a shower before going.

 

I know this is an old thread, but since this happened to me recently I thought I'd share. I got a massage at some Asian parlor and well, I sprung up. Big time! High in the air...twitching and all. I tried my best to fight it, but once I turned over and she spread my legs and started work on my thighs, it was over. lol. That thin sheet didn't hide anything.

There was nothing sexual though. I wasn't attracted to her or anything. And I have a great sex life with my gf. So I'm like, What's goin on? I guess it's just one of those things. Glad to see I'm not the only person it happened to.

 

You weren't the slightest bit tempted to get some Asian persuasion?

 

My throbbing member certainly was! lol. I have a torn rotator cuff which is the reason why I went. I heard that Asians walk on your back and do all those techniques. I was disappointed with the massage. Next time I'm going to Massage Envy. I know they give the deep tissue massages there.

 

Is the deep tissue style the Swedish massage?

 

^^Not sure. But I know last time I went to Massage Envy they went a lot deeper. It was great therapy for my shoulder.

 

I need to look into that. My serve has been off since my right shoulder started bothering me.