Damn dude, I broke the man code. Lol. I watched "The Notebook".

 

this!

 

Hahaha I love that movie! Don't blame you for crying!!

 

Acting like a huge dick isn't the same as having a huge dick.

 

You can't act tough when your jeans are tighter than your girl's!

Certified man code!

 

classic

 

when you finish taking a piss...if you shake your tallywacker more than twice....you are jacking off.

 

Never go against your principles for any woman. Stand up and let both nuts hang!

 

LMAO three or more shakes is definitely suspicious

 

helll my nuts is the dirt because i dont take shit from nobody.

im a "g" yo!

 

LOL sarcasm?

 

lol.

 

You made it obvious LOL

 

lol

 

dude pull your pants up...dont need to see the moose tracks.

man code

 

I'm gonna spin off this

Pull up your pants, I don't give a damn about your $300 gucci belt! And while you're at it, how about moving out your momma house?!

 

lol
man code

 

get you rims out of lay-a-way....not cool

man code

 

The wear a new outfit with dirty shoes and no haircut.