30+ and i've never had a girlfriend--

fromrussiawithlove said:
I think it might be because you want a woman to piss on you.
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I don't particularly want a woman to wee wee on me (although I'd consider it) but if she asked me to piss on her, I would. It's not some huge fetish I need to get off, lol.

Or maybe that he wants to shove his dick in a woman/whoevers mouth untill she pukes, it's one of the two, or maybe both.
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Again, I wouldn't bring it up unless she requested it. Most men are turned on by dominating women in ways like this, whether they admit it or not. To give head until you literally ralf shows passion, you must really trust/care about someone to be open to that.

*shaking my head at boring sex lives*
 
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Tony Soprano said:
Dude, you really gotta get your expectations up.
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Agreed. A positive attitude usually helps out situations like these. People will read your vibe and if you go in thinking you aren't going to get anywhere, then you won't. Be positive! You have alot to offer! :D
 
Think of the "boomhauer method" -- I first saw it described on King of the Hill (not my favorite show, but it has a moment now and then). The idea is that the way some guys seem to have such luck with women is by trying their luck with more of them. That is, if one woman in ten agrees to go out with a guy, then that guy should ask out 30 women, and then he's got 3 yesses.

The difficulty is in celebrating the 3 and not mourning the 27. It's terrible on the ego.

Good luck, good luck, and good luck. You seem to have a lot of us rooting for you, remember that. :smile:
 
CBQ said:
The idea is that the way some guys seem to have such luck with women is by trying their luck with more of them. That is, if one woman in ten agrees to go out with a guy, then that guy should ask out 30 women, and then he's got 3 yesses.

The difficulty is in celebrating the 3 and not mourning the 27. It's terrible on the ego.
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The law of averages.:smt023
 
fromrussiawithlove said:
I think it might be because you want a woman to piss on you.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I remember that one! Funny shit!
 
Hypestyle said:
I'm in the southeast michigan area, I consider myself in the market for a girlfriend, but, well, I tend to have a lot of anxiety in social situations, I was a "nerd" as a kid, girls weren't into me..
needing tips for meeting folks, trying to get out of depression, etc. :?
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30+ years of your life gone with-out the education and experience of a girlfriend is very unfortunate......it probably needs to happen soon, or you risk being socially and emotionally disfunctional as a man.
BMJ may be a little tough in his discourse, but many of his recommendations may be useful to you:

BlackMasterJay said:
With that being said, i too was a nerd, well maybe not your average nerd because i ran track, played rugby, cricket, tennis etc....so i was also a JOCK. However,mentaly i wasnt willing to abide to any group. People usually followed me or i was on my own.........I studied a lot and made sure to be on the up in terms of physics and maths,,so i was obviously a nerd.

But this is what i did. Simple tactic really:::

1) start working out,,,not for women
2) Work on yourself>play sports>Join the UFC
3) Make a few female freinds
4) Let it go.......yes,,,whatever is killing you inside , just let it go, lifes too short to worry whether some broad will say yes or no
5) THINK,,,,tell jokes. Girls like it when a guy is unpredictable. If you see a girl, and you start talkin to her. Chances are she already thinks you'll ask her number. Well, this is what you do....tell a REALLY GOOD joke about her dress or make up (dont make fun)...and make her laugh, and as soon as you got her on her toes,,ask if she has a cell phone,,,and if she says yes,,,DONT ASK FOR HER NUMBER....just walk away....this will make her want you more
6) Remember that YOU,,are the prize to be won....YOU should get to pick and choose which woman YOU want in YOUR fuckin life.,.....dont fuckin sit around crying like a baby...
7)Quit supplicating women or putting them on a pedestal.., what are you some kinda sissy??? Man the fuck up and quit being a fuckin wussie!!!

I hope that helped...lol
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Ive known several guys that made it at least all the way through college without a girlfriend. The common thread is that they didnt see women as human beings, they saw them as objects to be worshipped or goddesses that were untouchable. The best thing you can do is make some girl friends so you know how to act around a woman and gain a sense of ease and confidence.
 
Where exactly do you meet women?To borrow a line from 40 year old virgin. "You're putting the pussy up on a pedestal'. Just remember they're all just people with their own issues.Engage in regular conversation. Don't make yourself feel like you have to impress them.Also alcohol makes things easier.

Take a dance class.Go to a bar with a wingman.Join a club,organization,etc. Also the best way to meet girls in college. Ask them if you can borrow their notes.It doesn't matter if you need the notes.Then contact her later and say you have a hard time understanding the subject, penmanship,etc.Can she go over the notes with you?There you go.Thats actually two conversation openers.So if she blows you off with the notes.You can just come back with "i just need them quick and I will return them as soon as possible".Nice girls will eventually give in with a good follow through.Then you can seal the deal with the other example I provided about you needing help. Thats just one example.


I have plenty of other real life examples. Do not just walk up to random strangers and try to open with hello.You need a conversation opener. It can be anything.

I met a woman at the track by asking her if she wanted to listen to my ipod. It doesn't matter if she says,no or yes. Its just a conversation opener. Of course don't try to ask her while she is running.Wait until she stops for a drink.Feel free to add your own variations.


Its only as hard as you make it.
 
Red Wings are in the hockey finals against the Penguins.. all the local bars/pubs will be packed, no doubt.. I'll have to find a buddy and visit..
 
BlackMasterJay said:
lol...30+ and never dated???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

man,,,,i needed that laugh,,,,thanks

With that being said, i too was a nerd, well maybe not your average nerd because i ran track, played rugby, cricket, tennis etc....so i was also a JOCK. However,mentaly i wasnt willing to abide to any group. People usually followed me or i was on my own.........I studied a lot and made sure to be on the up in terms of physics and maths,,so i was obviously a nerd.

But this is what i did. Simple tactic really:::

1) start working out,,,not for women
2) Work on yourself>play sports>Join the UFC
3) Make a few female freinds
4) Let it go.......yes,,,whatever is killing you inside , just let it go, lifes too short to worry whether some broad will say yes or no
5) THINK,,,,tell jokes. Girls like it when a guy is unpredictable. If you see a girl, and you start talkin to her. Chances are she already thinks you'll ask her number. Well, this is what you do....tell a REALLY GOOD joke about her dress or make up (dont make fun)...and make her laugh, and as soon as you got her on her toes,,ask if she has a cell phone,,,and if she says yes,,,DONT ASK FOR HER NUMBER....just walk away....this will make her want you more
6) Remember that YOU,,are the prize to be won....YOU should get to pick and choose which woman YOU want in YOUR fuckin life.,.....dont fuckin sit around crying like a baby...
7)Quit supplicating women or putting them on a pedestal.., what are you some kinda sissy??? Man the fuck up and quit being a fuckin wussie!!!

I hope that helped...lol
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If the dude who started this thread is still reading this, this dudes advice, whilst really patronizing is surprisingly good and accurate.

Get in shape (it does wonders for your esteem and makes you look better - but do it for yourself). Start talking to chicks more. Practice practice practice. Don't put girls on some imaginary pedestal. Number 4 is just brilliant btw. Even tho this guy sounds like an ass, really do listen to his advice here.
 
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