Adele & Chris Brown: Caption this photo...

[Tony Soprano]

 

[Morning Star]

Adele: Before you even touch me, let me remind you that I'll knock your black ass off your skinny chicken legs.

Chris Brown: But I was sure you were my girl 'cause she gotten a lil' bigger.

 

[bodhesatva]

Oh I love black men. I just hate assholes.

 

[Morning Star]

 

[Bliss]

"Don't even think of pulling a Kanye stunt for your girl Rhi-Rhi!"

 

[wtarshi]

Yeah I said it, I think Frank Ocean would beat your arse

 

[Ol'Skool Classic]

"Mother fucker I wish you would try to palm all this ass!! Watch how quick I swell your damn eyes shut if you do!!"

 

[Bliss]

"Adele! Do you realize you were sitting on my hand??"

"Oh I'm sorry babe, lol...and I thought it was my anal-beads coming loose."
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[The Dark King]

Adele: Oh no you didn't twist your damn neck trying to take a peek at that skinny short haired bitch.

Chris Brown: Baby please baby baby please.

Adele: Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change. Got my damn pressure up before I take home all these damn awards.

Chris Brown: I thought white girls were suppose to be easier.

Adele: Motherfucka think again.

 

[orejon4]

You don't want to go 3 rounds with me, you little shite!

 

[TERRASTAR18]

adele- you are such a handsome man....
cb- i love you too baby........oh damn is that rihanna behind you...gotta think quick.
adele- tell her we are just taking a picture-

 

[Thump]

Adele: "Hey Chris Brown, I got something to say to you, and I'm a famous singer so my opinion matters."

Chris Brown: " Oh hey, your Susan Boyle right?"

Adele: "What? I'm not Susan Boyle you twit! I'm the pretty over-weight British singer."

Adele: "Anyway, as I was saying. Your days of popularity are numbered buster." "The entertainment industry will never forgive a man who hits a woman."

Chris Brown: "O'really? What about Michael Fastbender, Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Gary Oldman, Tommy Lee, or Glen Campbell?"

Adele: "Um....well they are different"

Chris Brown: "Why?"

Adele: "Well because........um.......hmm? Ill have to get back to you on that"

Chris Brown: "Ok, you do that. By the way, do you know who a guy has to punch to get a drink around here?"

 

[LA]

Adele: "I'm tired of you hitting women!! First Rihanna, now Frank Ocean!"

Chris: "Let me explain..."

 

[Gorath]

Adele: "Now, Chris, we're going to take a picture together. Do behave yourself. Touch my bum and I'll see you at skyfall."

 

[Black DeNiro]

Adele: "Im sorry but I dont have any spare change."

Chris: "What?"

Adele: "Security!"

 

[Tony Soprano]

"So I hear that you & Rihanna are supposed to be the new Bobby & Whitney."

 

[FG]

Adele: why did you choose this dress for me Chris?! People are having seizures left and right. Was it a prank?

Chris: I swear!