Favorite quotes

[hntr18]

"Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it."
-- Michel de Montaigne

 

[Jaybee in WWBM]

"Success takes you, where character cannot sustain you."

My Procrastination quote:

"Procrastination is like masterbation. At first it feels good, but in the end your only fucking yourself"

Blowtorch-brilliant!!

 

[Blacktiger2005]

"It's pressure that makes diamonds" - General George Patton

 

[Blacktiger2005]

"Learn to control your emotions or they will control you". -Edgar Martinez

 

[Blacktiger2005]

The focused mind can pierce through stone -Japanese maxim

 

[AnMDBCartoon]

"Experience is a great thing; It helps you recognize a mistake when you make it again" - Isadore "Friz" Freleng, Senior Director of Looney Tunes













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[curleyblonde]

"Learn to control your emotions or they will control you". -Edgar Martinez

:smt045




A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.



He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

 

[Equinox]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

~~~Samuel Johnson

 

[Equinox]

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.


~~~Gordon Gekko

 

[Equinox]

Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking.


~~~ J.C. Watts

 

[GirlieGirl74]

I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.​

Maya Angelou​

 

[GirlieGirl74]

To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.​

 

[curleyblonde]

To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.​

I have always loved this one....................

 

[curleyblonde]

When you have an inspired thought, you must trust it and act on it.

 

[AnMDBCartoon]

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H.L. Mencken

"Did you ever notice that Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name?" - Groucho Marx












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[Tony Soprano]

“I don’t use Viagra that’s a cheat; you start with a pill, next thing you know you're puttin in hydraulics. A hard-on should be gotten legitimately or shouldn’t be gotten at all”

- Robert DeNiro in "Analyze This" (1999)

 

[hntr18]

“I don’t use Viagra that’s a cheat; you start with a pill, next thing you know you're puttin in hydraulics. A hard-on should be gotten legitimately or shouldn’t be gotten at all”

- Robert DeNiro in "Analyze This" (1999)

i agree lmao

 

[Tony Soprano]

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." - Jack Handy

 

[Bookworm616]

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." - Jack Handy

:smt081

I loved Jack Handey!!

 

[Athena]

“I don’t use Viagra that’s a cheat; you start with a pill, next thing you know you're puttin in hydraulics. A hard-on should be gotten legitimately or shouldn’t be gotten at all”

- Robert DeNiro in "Analyze This" (1999)

Ahahahah you say that now.....