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Fucking hell!:smt085
Too lazy to toggle back and forth, I post more later.
Two of my faves:
If you want something shoved down your throat, dial 1-800-4(removed).
Well why didn't you say something sooner? "With this ring, I thee wed Flyingeek"
:heart:
oh no you didn't
Well, you couldnt give me a greencardwe can sammish!!!!
:smt050
You're assuming they had 'em going in.
i lurve our sammish, especially when its spunkyspunk or la...!!! :heart:
Wow, someone has obviously been reading Shakespeare!
Damn, you're making brothers lose their literacy skills.
"So when are we going to do the nasty ... Just let me taste it once chica... All seriousness Ive been trying to rep you for the longest, but it wouldnt let me. Love your posts. ***** aka ***** aka Iwishhewasmybabydaddy"
LOL, I know who sent you this one![]()
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So here are my fav ones... but I'm sad because I had some great ones I got back in the days but it wasn't the time when they were all memorized yet so I lost them...
I would love to titty fuck you while you sucked my____as it popped out the top. Then turn you around...hit from the back...turn you around, make you cum...turn you back around so I can hit until I cum on your back crack...
The post where you revealed you had anal sex with your BF deserved positive repLook at you all getting dirty reps about your titties and arses!! I've never had one, feeling a bit rejected now![]()