Game of Thrones & GOT Spinoffs

Good episode, and a nice start to the season.


Yeah the Sansa being smart thing doesn't really track too well, the only clever thing she ever did was to recognize that Littlefinger wanted to fuck her so bad that it blinded him. It kind of reminds me of a quote from the movie Crimson Tide where Gene Hackman's character said "Yeah, horses are fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fuck 'em".

One smart think Cersi did was recognize that she couldn't keep stringing Uron around, she realized if she didn't roll down those queenly panties he was going to buck.

Anybody else notice that Jon was more freaked out about his heritage than he was about finding out he has been fucking his aunt?

Messandei and Grey Worm getting the "there goes the neighborhood" looks from the northerners was priceless, Even though they are light skinned black people they still must be pretty exotic to those people.
Every last word was on point especially the there goes the neighborhood comment lol
 
Good episode, and a nice start to the season.


Yeah the Sansa being smart thing doesn't really track too well, the only clever thing she ever did was to recognize that Littlefinger wanted to fuck her so bad that it blinded him. It kind of reminds me of a quote from the movie Crimson Tide where Gene Hackman's character said "Yeah, horses are fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive. In that way they're not too different from high school girls: they may not have a brain in their head but they do know all the boys want to fuck 'em".

One smart think Cersi did was recognize that she couldn't keep stringing Uron around, she realized if she didn't roll down those queenly panties he was going to buck.

Anybody else notice that Jon was more freaked out about his heritage than he was about finding out he has been fucking his aunt?

Messandei and Grey Worm getting the "there goes the neighborhood" looks from the northerners was priceless, Even though they are light skinned black people they still must be pretty exotic to those people.

Yeah even though Cersei was full of it it was fun seeing all the feminist online get their hopes up after that line and got the ultimate let down afterwards.

That Messandei Grey Worm scene was awkward as fuck! lol.
 
On principle though, I was like "What more does a man have to do to earn some affection?"
Euron was being played as a simp if he allowed her to play Princess Precious any longer lol . . . they loved that line she initially gave Euron on the hater site I like to whine about . . . then they clowned her with GIFs after she conceded to his carnal desires.

Overall I was underwhelmed by this GoT season premiere as compared to previous ones like S2-S5 for example so let's see if the second episode can measure up to prior second episodes like S5, E2 or S4, E2 by comparison.

I had a hailmary hope that chief among the Dothraki that Daenerys spoke to would be Kavarro from S2 (remember the Black guy she regularly had accompany her back then?)

Perhaps the hype and expectation was too great but in comparison to previous premieres . . . I was moderately entertained
 
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The Hound by Rinacane

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"I’m the same as you. The only difference is, I don’t lie about what I am. So, kill me, but don’t call me a murderer while you stand there telling each other that your shit don’t stink. You hear me?"
 
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