Guess Who Got Engaged

[The Dark King]

Well, I'm not the best runner and I have no intention of doing that. I ran a race today, muscles felt worn down and stiff. I still beat most of the people though and finished in 75 minutes. If I was able to bring my A-game, I would have finished in about 57 to 58 minutes and probably win.

To your first point, I guess your right, but we are leaving Andre out in the blue on his own. I wish we could help him out. Also, I would like to know from you, what constitutes "marriage material", so I can better myself.

Why the hell are taking advice from a single 40 something year old?

 

[11eleven11]

GOTCHA!!! Lol

I actually bought Dragon Age because of you yesterday. It's actually pretty cool so far.

Yay! DA2 is superior, obv. but DA:O is cheap atm and you can probably get the expansion for like $5 too, btw ^^ If you haven't played Mass Effect/MA2, you should be able to pick both up pretty cheaply right now and they're along the same lines.

DA:O is probably like 15 bucks in the bargain bin

i definitely recommend that one, son

of course, you rather listen to a girl with tits than me

i have DA:2, but I only put in like 1 hour with it...

it's hard to pick up a RPG and play for 30 minutes...I gotta sink at least like 3 or 4 into it at a time, so i'm leaving that alone until I have a break.

Hahahaha, optimists B cup over here xD I'm scrawny/ass girl rather than curvy.

In reality, I think DA is one of those games like Jade Empire that tends to slip by and gets played only on recommendation(if anyone reading this hasn't played Jade Empire, you go play now). This forum needs more gamer talk though, I'll tap up a thread sometime. I'm not seeing a gamertag/psn/wii codes thread anywhere and I think it'd be awesome to get some WWBM group-play going

RPGs are definitely a few hours effort though. I keep replaying Fable II(borderline rpg ) and thinking 'I'll just play for ten minutes!' then finding myself still seducing my 'wife' 3 hours later xP

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I solemnly swear I will take it to the games forum from now on

 

[The Dark King]

DA:O is probably like 15 bucks in the bargain bin

i definitely recommend that one, son

of course, you rather listen to a girl with tits than me

i have DA:2, but I only put in like 1 hour with it...

it's hard to pick up a RPG and play for 30 minutes...I gotta sink at least like 3 or 4 into it at a time, so i'm leaving that alone until I have a break.

I paid 30 bones for that shit but I'm enjoying it. Hopefully I can get in a couple hours tomorrow. Its taking away from my NBA 2k time lol

 

[The Dark King]

Yay! DA2 is superior, obv. but DA:O is cheap atm and you can probably get the expansion for like $5 too, btw ^^ If you haven't played Mass Effect/MA2, you should be able to pick both up pretty cheaply right now and they're along the same lines.

Hahahaha, optimists B cup over here xD I'm scrawny/ass girl rather than curvy.

In reality, I think DA is one of those games like Jade Empire that tends to slip by and gets played only on recommendation(if anyone reading this hasn't played Jade Empire, you go play now). This forum needs more gamer talk though, I'll tap up a thread sometime. I'm not seeing a gamertag/psn/wii codes thread anywhere and I think it'd be awesome to get some WWBM group-play going

RPGs are definitely a few hours effort though. I keep replaying Fable II(borderline rpg ) and thinking 'I'll just play for ten minutes!' then finding myself still seducing my 'wife' 3 hours later xP

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I solemnly swear I will take it to the games forum from now on

I love first person shooter and fighting games. If your down for Streetfighter 4 or Halo or Call of Duty let me know.

 

[Mikey]

Yay! DA2 is superior, obv. but DA:O is cheap atm and you can probably get the expansion for like $5 too, btw ^^ If you haven't played Mass Effect/MA2, you should be able to pick both up pretty cheaply right now and they're along the same lines.

Hahahaha, optimists B cup over here xD I'm scrawny/ass girl rather than curvy.

In reality, I think DA is one of those games like Jade Empire that tends to slip by and gets played only on recommendation(if anyone reading this hasn't played Jade Empire, you go play now). This forum needs more gamer talk though, I'll tap up a thread sometime. I'm not seeing a gamertag/psn/wii codes thread anywhere and I think it'd be awesome to get some WWBM group-play going

RPGs are definitely a few hours effort though. I keep replaying Fable II(borderline rpg ) and thinking 'I'll just play for ten minutes!' then finding myself still seducing my 'wife' 3 hours later xP

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I solemnly swear I will take it to the games forum from now on

I don't own an Xbox because of the Gran Turismo series, which is on the PS3. Do you use other consoles in addition to the Xbox?

 

[pettyofficerj]

I paid 30 bones for that shit but I'm enjoying it. Hopefully I can get in a couple hours tomorrow. Its taking away from my NBA 2k time lol

30... i hope that was for the sequel. If you paid 30 for the original joint, someone raped you on the hemorrhoid with no grease

seriously tho, I ran that shit everyday until I finished it. It reminded me of Neverwinter Nights, but at a faster pace. I was owning them mothafuckas on hard until my first Ogre battle. I had to turn that shit down to easy just to be able to do damage, son.

I love first person shooter and fighting games. If your down for Streetfighter 4 or Halo or Call of Duty let me know.

CoD is hotness, but battlefield 3 is going to retake the crown for FPS.

It's the direct sequel to Battlefield 2 (not that Bad Company bullshit) that i've been waiting for, for years.

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this shit is going to eat your kids, man

hopefully it's modular like Battlefield 2..the community mods were better than the fucking original game

 

[The Dark King]

30... i hope that was for the sequel. If you paid 30 for the original joint, someone raped you on the hemorrhoid with no grease

seriously tho, I ran that shit everyday until I finished it. It reminded me of Neverwinter Nights, but at a faster pace. I was owning them mothafuckas on hard until my first Ogre battle. I had to turn that shit down to easy just to be able to do damage, son.



CoD is hotness, but battlefield 3 is going to retake the crown for FPS.

It's the direct sequel to Battlefield 2 (not that Bad Company bullshit) that i've been waiting for, for years.

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this shit is going to eat your kids, man

hopefully it's modular like Battlefield 2..the community mods were better than the fucking original game

Ok that shit is the truth. When does it drop?

 

[pettyofficerj]

Ok that shit is the truth. When does it drop?

this year for PC, 360, PS3



Battlefield 1942 and 2, didnt really have a single player campaign like this one tho. Shit looks hot. Their multiplayer will be hot too, if you're into that. Not all servers are filled with racist trailer spammers

 

[The Dark King]

this year for PC, 360, PS3



Battlefield 1942 and 2, didnt really have a single player campaign like this one tho. Shit looks hot. Their multiplayer will be hot too, if you're into that. Not all servers are filled with racist trailer spammers

One of the reasons I don't like playing online. Who knew so many muthafukas were racist

 

[pettyofficerj]

One of the reasons I don't like playing online. Who knew so many muthafukas were racist

I know.. I usually run my own servers on my broadband+

I pay a little extra a month, but I get more bandwidth for hosting games. I seriously pay attention to all of the options hosts have to boot people and stuff like that. I have zero tolerance when it comes to that, as I think playing online can be one of the FUNNEST experiences you can have, if you have a good host and a good crowd.

shit I used to do that with Ghost Recon and had plenty of good times.:smt109

I heard Halo really has a problem with the racism tho. How unfortunate.

But seriously tho, if I were you, i would just host my own games and kick disruptive people.:smt023

 

[The Dark King]

I know.. I usually run my own servers on my broadband+

I pay a little extra a month, but I get more bandwidth for hosting games. I seriously pay attention to all of the options hosts have to boot people and stuff like that. I have zero tolerance when it comes to that, as I think playing online can be one of the FUNNEST experiences you can have, if you have a good host and a good crowd.

shit I used to do that with Ghost Recon and had plenty of good times.:smt109

I heard Halo really has a problem with the racism tho. How unfortunate.

But seriously tho, if I were you, i would just host my own games and kick disruptive people.:smt023

Sounds like a good idea because hearing nigger forty times in one game just gets distracting. I notice I never get that problem in fighting or sports games.

 

[pettyofficerj]

Sounds like a good idea because hearing nigger forty times in one game just gets distracting. I notice I never get that problem in fighting or sports games.

lol

I remember when no one wanted to pick the black guy from Left For Dead.

Or the black guy from Conflict: Global Terror. One guy kept calling him 'Nigger Jones,' so I booted him.

Like I said before tho, I run my own matches. 95% of the time I had online has been very fun. The other 5 percent involved redneck mofos with country accents making fun of blacks. I almost NEVER go to someone else's server, unless they have an admin or moderator there monitoring the communications.

If you never played Conflict Global Terror online, you've missed some good times.

 

[lippy]

Lippy who said I wasn't chubby, I know I am and the amazing thing is I'm still sexy as hell. I don't have a problem dating, just finding good women to date. I sure as hell never made it seem like I was getting ready for the cover of GQ nor have I ever expressed strict physical requirements for the women I do date. I'm a grown ass man, how a woman looks comes third to her intelligence and her character but do have every right to be selective since I'm the one who has to fuck them not you.
How the fuck do you know anything about me or my personal life to say I'm passing up anyone you loony bitch.
I dated a girl who I fell head over heels for who wasn't my ideal physically and that crazy bitch started stalking me on here so apparently I'm not that shallow.

Lippy maybe if you weren't a psychopath who referred to herself in the third person you wouldn't sleep everynight next to a cold pillow with a dry sandy pussy you crazy bitch.

I don't care if I get put in time out for this. It needed to be said.

:butthead::butthead::butthead:

did lippy hit a nerve andrae? :smt005:smt005:smt005:smt005

 

[pettyofficerj]

lol@looney bitch

:smt011

 

[The Dark King]

did lippy hit a nerve andrae? :smt005:smt005:smt005:smt005

Slow down dummy you're not that important but you're definitely the kind of person I think the world could do without. You're phony plain and simple. Just an old hag who never found love and all you have now is bitter regret so now you love to go on the internet and just spread crazy lonely hateful rhetoric. I'd say I feel sorry for you but you still got that vibrator right?
So go fuck yourself Lippy.
Let me say it in a way you can understand. Andrae is telling you to fuck yourself hag.

 

[pettyofficerj]

Slow down dummy you're not that important but you're definitely the kind of person I think the world could do without. You're phony plain and simple. Just an old hag who never found love and all you have now is bitter regret so now you love to go on the internet and just spread crazy lonely hateful rhetoric. I'd say I feel sorry for you but you still got that vibrator right?
So go fuck yourself Lippy.
Let me say it in a way you can understand. Andrae is telling you to fuck yourself hag.

omfg:smt033

 

[Bliss]

... I just got back together with my ex this week and bought a ring yesterday and proposed...

The wedding will probably cost me what a third world country spends on food but she's so worth it...

These two lines clearly shows you were kidding. I mean, as much as you complain on here about being broke, lol. :mrgreen:
BTW, the bride's family pays for the wedding. (if not, the bride pitches in.)

 

[The Dark King]

These two lines clearly shows you were kidding. I mean, as much as you complain on here about being broke, lol. :mrgreen:
BTW, the bride's family pays for the wedding. (if not, the bride pitches in.)

SHIIIIITTTTT. Let me know what fantasy world you live in so I can book a flight there lol.
I've never once complained about being broke. I just talk about unfairly overpriced dating is. Like I keep saying, for the women it sounds like bitching because you're not expected to pay. Just like when you gals bitch about dudes who only want one thing. We don't have to deal with it so it sounds like bitching to us.

Let me also add I never complained about spending money on my girl I just take issue with expectation of me having to spend money on a stranger who I might never see again.

 

[pettyofficerj]

SHIIIIITTTTT. Let me know what fantasy world you live in so I can book a flight there lol.
I've never once complained about being broke. I just talk about unfairly overpriced dating is. Like I keep saying, for the women it sounds like bitching because you're not expected to pay. Just like when you gals bitch about dudes who only want one thing. We don't have to deal with it so it sounds like bitching to us.

 

[Bliss]

SHIIIIITTTTT. Let me know what fantasy world you live in so I can book a flight there lol.
I've never once complained about being broke. I just talk about unfairly overpriced dating is. Like I keep saying, for the women it sounds like bitching because you're not expected to pay. Just like when you gals bitch about dudes who only want one thing. We don't have to deal with it so it sounds like bitching to us.

Let me also add I never complained about spending money on my girl I just take issue with expectation of me having to spend money on a stranger who I might never see again.

Fair enough. I stand corrected.

EDIT: Hmmm, maybe not. I just noticed Petty's observation above! :smt005