I'm glad I could help. I thought you could use an 'assistant.'

 

KFC

K eep
F illing
C offins

 

Those things are a fuckin' rip off. It's pretty damn small, and cost like 4 bucks or some shit. My friend bought it. But damn if it didn't smell good. I hella wanted a piece. I was like "shit, I shoulda bought one".

 

lol...i like that...may steal it and start using it round these parts