He's all-Ivy -- accepted to all 8 Ivy League colleges

And people have the nerve to attribute his amazing accolades to affirmative action. Shit I wish my blackness gave me an easy in into Yale or Harvard.

 

Unfortunately that's not how it works in America

It's all about idolizing wealthy entertainers, being cool, or some other shit

If ur American born, ur eating this tripe from day 1

Unless ur asian.....they get locked in rooms with textbooks and no tv

 

Real talk. When I was five I wanted to be a scientist and governor of NY. Then at fifteen either get a singing career or play ball. Fucking sad how easily we get swept. Thank God for my family.

 

This is why I like how many legit (not those degree mills) universities offer online courses or part time on campus programs

Instead of punishing late bloomers, they give you a chance to upgrade

You may not be able to do medical school while working a 'real' full time job, but you have more options than our parents did back in the day

 

You ain't lying it helped me with my masters
Thought about getting a second one. I'd love to teach some day write some academic papers

 

Teach me how to maximize tax breaks and I'll teach you everything you ever wanted to know about female anatomy. Deal?

Side note: I feel like you're like chandler on friends when it comes to career talk. I know you do something with money (maybe?) but that's as far as it goes. Hahaha Rachel thought his job title was transponster. :smt081 Good times.

 

Lol deal
More like Tommy from Martin lol