How to Pick Up Serbian Girls

Oh the honesty thing. It can be brutal and it can be incredibly naive, and it can be very disarming. Part our "primitive" charm.

The sister of an American general who knew us well ca. WWII tried warning the Serbs she knew that the Croatians were going to betray us and they wouldn't believe her. She attributed it to our inability to be deceptive ourselves and therefore incapable of imagining it in others.

It goes well when others see it as an opportunity to let their guard down and be honest as well, and it can be lovely living without those kinds of inhibitions, but far too often people take it as an opportunity to manipulate us, and nothing good ever comes of that.

If you're interested in learning some of the language I have the Pimsleur course I wouldn't mind sharing. If you click my name, and my home page you can use that contact form to reach me and I'll send as an attachment.
 
Propaganda 101

Okay, here's a line of typical "Fourth Reich" (as Nada calls it) propaganda. Listen how the narrator is coloring things, describing Serbia as this aggressor nation who was trying to conquer all her neighbors. This is exactly analogous to an imaginary situation in which Britain had backed the south during the Civil War and enabled the South to win and the North was going down in the history books as this evil aggressor nation who was trying to impose it's rule on her neighbors and enable those gangsta' blacks (Krajina Serbs) in terrorizing them. They wouldn't have even allowed them a Klan to defend themselves with!

In other words, Virginia had ceded from the union and had fired on Fort Sumter, but the Union army was to be expected to do nothing. Radical right wingers in Bosnia and Croatia were violently taking over their republics within the union, and the Yugoslav union forces tried to stop them. It's like saying New York was aggressing on Manhattan because right wing radicals in Manhattan were trying to secede from New York so they could kick out all the black people

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I have questions regarding law enforcement in Serbia and the surrounding countries. Is the police there a government supported force or a military one? What crimes are the most common there? And what punishments are used?
 
I have relayed your question to Nada so we can get the answer straight from Belgrade.

The third video there with the white guy from Chicago probably reveals a lot, it's an open society with few regulations and well-behaved people. There's a story that comes from the 19th century, but I think is relevant. The first king of Serbia (in 500 years) was the son of an illiterate pig farmer, who was also one of the military geniuses of Europe (Karageorgevitch) was visiting a village and he asked an old man how he was making out. The old guy said he was doing fine -- in pigs and smuggling.
 
We are nice people

Here's from Nada:

In Serbia, as in Europe in general, Police department is just one of the functions of our executive branch of power. Responsible for Police department is the Ministry of interior.It has nothing to do with the Army or Ministry of defense. But it is PRACTICALLY working together with Justice department, under Ministry of Justice.

I have no statistics on crimes in Serbia, but I can share my impression based on media reports. Our Police cooperates very successfully with American DEA and Interpol in stopping some international drug dealer networks and huge shipments, fighting human trafficking, and similar crimes. These days they discovered some illegal trade of weapon sent to Middle East.

The most common type of crime in Serbia in the last year was larceny (23,993 cases), theft (15 644) domestic violence (3675), and robbery with using violence (3.481), drug trafficking (3,479 cases.)

Total number of people arrested by police last year was 6.143, but only 2/3 of that number stayed in remand prison. The most of these crimes were committed in the biggest cities like Belgrade and Novi Sad.

Serbia has 29 state prisons with total number of 11, 500 prisoners.Serbian prisons are overcrowded as their total capacity was built for 8000 people.About 40% of convicted got between 2 and two months of prison.

Part of the biggest prison is Serbia is unofficially called ALCATRAZ, and it holds under high security regime the worst criminals: war criminals, murderers, Prime minister Zoran Djindjic assassins. They got 40 years in prison each. We have 25 such people serving maximum punishment which is 40 year.

There is not death penalty. Even when it existed in SFR Yugoslavia, it was automatically replaced by life sentence.

Serbia was a home of 7 334 937 people at the time of last census in 2011.

About 1.5 thousandth part of total population of Serbia without Kosovo are in prison serving between 2 months and 40 years of prison.

We are nice people, even under 25 years of cruel existential stress.
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Another link from Nada. This is by that same boy on the last page.

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Those guys were funny. Good clip. If I visited Serbia, where would/should I go first to meet the people and have a good time?
 
Belgrade is the capital and biggest city, and a big party town. People don't just go home and watch TV at night. They tend to go out to the cafes and clubs and talk to each other.
 
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Nada (my journalist friend in Belgrade) sent me this link this AM.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zu_tkk9be0&feature=youtu.be

Found this one on the same page:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-av8_0fj1Y

And here's a Chicago dude on Serbia:

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http://youtu.be/P0a5w9K0hLk

He's got a bunch of videos up on the subject
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I liked the helivideo of Belgrade. I didn't know it was so green. I had never seen that many trees in a city(well, Tallahassee, Florida has a lot of trees there, too). Did the production team use radio control model helicopters with cameras mounted in them for those aerial shots or did they use real helicopters? Or both?
 
Oh what a day. So there was a post from a brother saying that Serbia was amazing, he goes there every year with his Serbian girlfriend and they love him to death, everywhere he goes. So I make one little comment, sure they do, our histories are so similar. So a reasonable guy responds and disagrees saying serbs were their own bosses in many parts of Serbia (debatable, but he may have his own agenda for feeling this way. Denial.) Then three really rank trolls jumped on me and then Nada jumped on them. She read them the riot act. (I never had anybody talk about me in Cyrillic before). I think two were Croatian trolls and she thinks the other one was the kind of xenophobe who crash the LGBT parade every year. Then some other guy jumped in on our side.

But it's all irrelevant because the clip is viral in Serbia and comments are being posted so rapidily everything's buried in a heartbeat.

But I learned some really cool stuff. Like in the clip he says to the cashier at McDonald's "Speak Serbian so the world will understand you," which is something Serbs say making fun of themselves. Very inside joke. LOL I love it.

The reasonable guy thinks that Jovan Crni is okay, (Crni is Serbian for black) he just needs to stop talking about his dick all the time. LOL.
 
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Are those trolls don't like Slavic women dating Black men? Is so forget them they must had supported those skinheads. I wonder of the guy's opinion of Mr.Crni's going out with White women?
 
No!!!!!!! They're not picking on you, they're picking on me!!! LOL I found out they were swarming me because I openly admitted to being a Krajina Serb!!

When you mention that you're Serb from Krajina they go on you like bees on honey. And unfortunately not only the Croats, but also Bosniaks (Bosnian Muslims),Albanians (from Kosovo & Metohija) and even Serbs who believe if we should simply forgot everything and never stand for ourselves so there could be peace on Balkans (and trust me now Serbs are betraying their own kin just for some false "peace" with Croats, Bosniaks and Albanians).
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LOL. I'm sure you didn't mean to say that you're glad to hear they're persecuting me instead of you. LOL
 
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