Random Conversation 2.0

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You could always just stand on a chair and let her go to town on your dick.

You're standing up + she's standing up = problem solved

 

Not the same,but definitely worth a try!

 

Loan my boy a chair will ya

 

LMAO!

 

It's rainy and gross today. I need to do grocery shopping so I can make dinner tonight...
I feel like making the guys go out and do the shopping, since I'm cooking for all 4 of us anyways. Too bad they all gotta go to work, where's my umbrella at?

 

Oh bloody hell!!!!!!

This website is not fit for Starbucks.

I'm flipping through threads and everything's fine a good. Lots of text.
Then I click for the next page and its volumes of women tossing men's salad.
In Starbucks.

Egads.

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Whatcha makin?

Are you cooking in a thong?
You know my email addy.

Meeoowwwwww.

 

Looking at these lovely photos in the pic thread has highlighted that I need a Tan desperately, the pasty faced look is dragging me down.

Maybe a sun bed, not sure I'm fastidious enough for fake tan, oh what to do.

 

You can have a little of my color. I'm dark as fuck. Lol

 

Same boat homie lol

 

I feel you! I am considering a tanning bed, but then know better because it's dangerous w the UV lights. I think about spray tanning for the summer, but a good one is expensive to upkeep.

its tough being a woman lol

 

I use the Jergens (lotion) tanner (Natural Glow, I think it's called?) because it works over several days. Supplement with a little natural sunlight. Two years ago, I was really diligent with keeping up with it and I had one of the nicest tans I ever had. Was careful not to burn (like I usually do).

 

I have actually been using the lotion for a week now, and waiting to see something lol. Wondering if maybe I should have bought the medium to dark tone, because all I see a difference yet is my arms :/

But you have given me hope, and I have been diligent... so we shall see...

 

I have to use the medium-dark tone even though I'm fair skinned and burn easily. Try to get outside in the sun for a bit each day too. I had to condense my sunbathing to the weekends, but it still worked. I always tan much better on my arms, back and chest. My shins will not tan!! Ugh.

 

I will try laying out a bit. Its been yucky lately, so hopefully I'll have better luck this weekend. I have a bruise on my shin I need to cover! Ugh :/

 

I do too!!! Didn't even realize I had it 'til I was putting a pair of capris on...oy.

 

That's very kind, thank you lol

The paper knickers and rubbing off on the bed sheets puts me off spray tanning also my sis in law had one and she definitely looked a tad orange.
I'm thinking a stand up tanning bed with a decent lotion say 5 mins at a time, build it up slow.

I tried Johnsons Holiday sun last year and I can honestly say I didn't notice the difference. I was using it till both bottles run dry. Might look for this Jergens stuff see if we have it here.

 

I wasn't sure if you could get the Natural Glow there but you may be able to order in online. The only other thing I recommend is to put it on at night. It's stinky like other tanners.

 

Oh yeah...had forgotten about that one little pesky fact; many lotions stink :/

The newest version I purchased smells decent, but leaves me feeling a bit sticky after a while.

 

They don't stink right away. But after a certain chemical (DHA?) starts interacting with your body heat it just smells. So I put it on at night and after I shower in the AM, I make sure to lather on a nice smelling lotion.