- Today is Wednesday.
"Which means what?" you may ask.
- Which means, I'm going to the strip club for a 2hr lunch as I do every Wednesday.
"Whats your point?" you are probably thinking to yourself.
- No point, really.... this is the random conversation thread, after all. IF you really need a point... I suppose I can make one for you.
Point: In these tough economic times, strip clubs remain one of the most cost effective forms of entertainment. For one, they're not affected by inflation... since my strip club going career began in the late 90's, the vagina has remained one dollar. There have been mild increases in the cost of lap dances, but the most drastic that I've witnessed has been about a total of $5 increase over a span of 10-years. That's fifty cents a year.,. almost nothing. Compare that to other opportunities to get up close and personal with entertainers, ie.,. taking a picture with William Shatner at a Star Trek convention where the autographed picture can run anywhere between $50 and $100.
If anyone needs me between 12:30 and 2:30 today, you can find me in the champagne room making a hand puppet out of a 22yr old Russian college students asshole.