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saintaugusta said:
Fuck you Thomas Kincaid for littering gift shops and Grandma's house with your shitty psychedelic pseudo English cottage scenes. You are NOT the "Painter of Light", you are a sell-out and an opportunist who is poisoning the ignorant minds of the masses into believing a saccharine syrupy interpretation is better than the real thing. I am GLAD you got arrested for a DUI, you misogynist fuck.

Fuck you Kanye for picking on poor little Taylor Swift and dragging poor Beyonce into your drama against her will (although I'm sure Taylor thanks you for the huge boost to her career). Lay off the Hennessy, you racist egomaniacal fucker.

Fuck you, public school system, for dropping the ball and turning out masses of semi-literate buffoons who (thanks to arts and music funds being cut) will raise children just as devoid of culture (and opportunities to succeed in something other than sports) as they are.

Fuck you Mom and Dad for not realizing that all of those years of forced piano lessons were a waste of time and money, and not giving me art lessons instead.

Fuck you, Sarah Palin and George W. Bush, for making Americans look so stupid to every other country in the world.

Fuck you, PC white people who reveal your true colors when the chips are down and/or you think no one is looking.

Fuck that moron in Indiana who is upsetting people by flying the Nazi flag and insisting it's for German pride. Same goes for you Confederate flag waving motherfuckers around here. You're not fooling anyone!!!

Fuck the local "old-guard" hotel that only hires black servers - why? I can only imagine it makes the guests feel fancier because nothing is more romantic than "the way things were". *gag*

and a BIG FUCK YOU to my ex-roommate, who kicked me out for calling her on her shit, then stole all of my lingerie, blankets, and my FAVORITE FUCKING PAIR OF SHOES. FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PEAR-SHAPED HOE, YOU SOUND NOTHING LIKE THE SINGER PINK and never forget when you look in the mirror that you are a FUCKING THIEF.

Wow - that felt awesome. I spared you all and left out the ex-boyfriends (not all of them, just a couple).
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Well well well, you're not a peace loving, tree hugging, maple tree flag waving hippie after all, lol.


All these agressions, girl, you need to climax or smoke some joint, lol.
 
Haha - I'll take that as a compliment, Unchosen (and there's WAYYYYY more where that came from, just ask my therapist lol) ;-}

I'll take the first stress-relief solution for 500, Alex. :yawinkle:
 
saintaugusta said:
Fuck you Thomas Kincaid for littering gift shops and Grandma's house with your shitty psychedelic pseudo English cottage scenes. You are NOT the "Painter of Light", you are a sell-out and an opportunist who is poisoning the ignorant minds of the masses into believing a saccharine syrupy interpretation is better than the real thing. I am GLAD you got arrested for a DUI, you misogynist fuck.

Fuck you Kanye for picking on poor little Taylor Swift and dragging poor Beyonce into your drama against her will (although I'm sure Taylor thanks you for the huge boost to her career). Lay off the Hennessy, you racist egomaniacal fucker.

Fuck you, public school system, for dropping the ball and turning out masses of semi-literate buffoons who (thanks to arts and music funds being cut) will raise children just as devoid of culture (and opportunities to succeed in something other than sports) as they are.

Fuck you Mom and Dad for not realizing that all of those years of forced piano lessons were a waste of time and money, and not giving me art lessons instead.

Fuck you, Sarah Palin and George W. Bush, for making Americans look so stupid to every other country in the world.

Fuck you, PC white people who reveal your true colors when the chips are down and/or you think no one is looking.

Fuck that moron in Indiana who is upsetting people by flying the Nazi flag and insisting it's for German pride. Same goes for you Confederate flag waving motherfuckers around here. You're not fooling anyone!!!

Fuck the local "old-guard" hotel that only hires black servers - why? I can only imagine it makes the guests feel fancier because nothing is more romantic than "the way things were". *gag*

and a BIG FUCK YOU to my ex-roommate, who kicked me out for calling her on her shit, then stole all of my lingerie, blankets, and my FAVORITE FUCKING PAIR OF SHOES. FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PEAR-SHAPED HOE, YOU SOUND NOTHING LIKE THE SINGER PINK and never forget when you look in the mirror that you are a FUCKING THIEF.

Wow - that felt awesome. I spared you all and left out the ex-boyfriends (not all of them, just a couple).
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Got more?

as for the highlighted in red bit, i got two words for ya:: Judge Mathis

Right after Dr Phill
 
saintaugusta said:
Haha - I'll take that as a compliment, Unchosen (and there's WAYYYYY more where that came from, just ask my therapist lol) ;-}

I'll take the first stress-relief solution for 500, Alex. :yawinkle:
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I got one word for you San Augustine, Prozac, use it, lol














You know I am just messing with ya.
 
BlackMasterJay said:
Got more?

as for the highlighted in red bit, i got two words for ya:: Judge Mathis

Right after Dr Phill
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Well, what stopped me from calling the cops is that I didn't want to look like a ghetto-ass trifling skank using up police time with so-called trivialities. Also, I have some parking tickets and a tiny bit of a record and did not want to be placed on the LMPD radar, having just gotten out from under the Bowling Green one.

Anyway that ho is going to suffer more in the long-run from doing wrong than I will by losing my favorite pair of shoes. My last words to her were:

"If you ever stop to wonder why you're not ascending to the next level, just remember it's because you are a THIEF."
 
I got one word for you San Augustine, Prozac, use it, lol

How did you know which drug I'm supposed to be on? lol

Will definitely get that sorted back out once I get a job (soon, I hope - the verdict is still in til after Derby because the city basically takes a holiday all this week) and some flipping insurance.

Trust me - it ain't easy living in this head but I'm doing pretty well all things considered. Definitely not bipolar, at least.

A couple more then:

Fuck you to the people who think circumcision for anything other than religious beliefs is NECESSARY - it is not!! Youtube search circumcision, you can watch a surgery on a helpless baby boy - it's the grossest thing you've ever seen.

Fuck you to those who think 3rd trimester partial birth abortion doesn't HURT.

Fuck you to those who give away free kittens next to a case of shitty old 80's cassette tapes for $1 each at the flea market. Like a life is worth less than some crappy old NKOTB album. All responsible people should SPAY AND NEUTER! There are plenty of dumbasses who will still drop the ball enough to make sure cats and dogs do not go extinct.
 
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saintaugusta said:
How did you know which drug I'm supposed to be on? lol

Will definitely get that sorted back out once I get a job (soon, I hope - the verdict is still in til after Derby because the city basically takes a holiday all this week) and some flipping insurance.

Trust me - it ain't easy living in this head but I'm doing pretty well all things considered. Definitely not bipolar, at least.
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You mean BiWinning? (Charlie Sheen's vocabulary)
 
saintaugusta said:
More like BiScary.


Charlie Sheen is an unattractive douchenozzle whom I would never allow near my womb.
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LMAO, don't worry, his got goddess and porn star to take good care of his needs, thank God for creating money.
 
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saintaugusta said:
Where do you sense arrogance? I am sincerely
confused.
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saintaugusta said:
Don't make me laugh. I'm not about to post a booty pic to compete with those women or satisfy your curiosity. Maybe in another post (for fun and love) but not here. You really don't know who you're dealing with.

I would run a mile from a brother like you. If that's your taste, then peace and love I guess, but to me it's pretty nasty. And that has nothing to do with booty size. There are plenty of beautiful white women with gorgeous figures that don't have to dress and act like that to get attention.
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yup
 
Oh I see. So you lie down with a laughingstock of a ghetto-wannabe white female, then brag about it like you're some kind of stud, and can't handle it that someone thinks you have bad taste.

It's actually not that difficult to beat any one of those broads in a sexiness competition - not sure why you think they're so rarified. A woman doesn't have to get all skanked out to be more desirable than that, as many of the ladies on this forum prove just by being themselves.

I don't post my booty pic because I don't crave attention from a hit-it-and-quit-it who high-fives himself for tapping some low-grade ass he'd be ashamed to take out in public. Sorry if I hit a nerve with you but you might want to take a look at yourself.
 
saintaugusta said:
Oh I see. So you lie down with a laughingstock of a ghetto-wannabe white female, then brag about it like you're some kind of stud, and can't handle it that someone thinks you have bad taste.

It's actually not that difficult to beat any one of those broads in a sexiness competition - not sure why you think they're so rarified. A woman doesn't have to get all skanked out to be more desirable than that, as many of the ladies on this forum prove just by being themselves.

I don't post my booty pic because I don't crave attention from a hit-it-and-quit-it who high-fives himself for tapping some low-grade ass he'd be ashamed to take out in public. Sorry if I hit a nerve with you but you might want to take a look at yourself.
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There you go, flattering yourself with "hitting my nerves" when there are people (white people) who've really and truly worked "hard" to earn that benefit. It really isn't fair to FG, tarshie, tamstrong, and all the other nitwits in here and out there who've truly earned that kind of affectionate gesture.


And I tend to look at myself in the mirror quiet frequently, thank you verrr much. But just for you, i will do so, before i hit the sack.
 
BlackMasterJay said:
There you go, flattering yourself with "hitting my nerves" when there are people (white people) who've really and truly worked "hard" to earn that benefit. It really isn't fair to FG, tarshie, tamstrong, and all the other nitwits in here and out there who've truly earned that kind of affectionate gesture.


And I tend to look at myself in the mirror quiet frequently, thank you verrr much. But just for you, i will do so, before i hit the sack.
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Pot kettle black on the "arrogant" comment. Glad I am not unfortunate enough to meet up with you in real life - we would most likely not get along.

Luckily I am not working hard to earn your approval, as I doubt any of the other ladies are, but I will not speak for them. I am not interested in winning a popularity contest.
 
saintaugusta said:
Pot kettle black on the "arrogant" comment. Glad I am not unfortunate enough to meet up with you in real life - we would most likely not get along.

Luckily I am not working hard to earn your approval, as I doubt any of the other ladies are, but I will not speak for them. I am not interested in winning a popularity contest.
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Its all the same, sweety, chances are, in real life, neither you nor your buddies will make the cut. I am the furthest from arrogant and while I do get a large number of "ohhhh JAY please dump her for me" submissions ,they are usually not in the same league as me or my hard work. I only date hotties, get it?

So when i feature a hot girl with actual sex appeal and a woman such as yourself, who has yet to post a pic, attempts to dismiss them as "trashy" or the like, it simply makes me chuckle because you are not half as hot as they are.. Granted, this is just the internet, in real life you are probably offensive, bitchy, annoying and crazy, based on the qualities of your posts and i wouldnt wish to meet your ass either.

But then again, you could well be the sweetest, and most deepest individuals out there but still, i will call you on your BS because you dont know whats hot.

Go to bed
 
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