Worst Pick Up Line?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place
and spread the word.

My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to
scream.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

 

:lol: Can a man with my COMPLEXION come in your DIRECTION... :shock: :!:

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: .........how funny and silly, didnt hear this one before !

 

Believe it or not I got this one from a coworker of mine years ago. She had overheard this brotha saying it to a white lady at a store :!: Needless to say she had us cracking up :shock: when she told us :!: :lol:

 

it had me cracking up too :lol:

 

How do you do it everyday?
Do What?
Look so gorgeous.


Damn I seem to have lost my phone number.
Can I borrow yours?


You've got to be an astronaut because your ass is out of this world.


If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I cum/come between the Holidays?


So Where Ya From?
Italy.
Oh, are all the women there as beautiful as you?


Damn you must be tired.
Why?
Cause you been running through my mind all day.


God You Should Be a Football Player Girl.
Why?
Cause you got a real Tight End.


Do you have any black in you?
No. I'm 100% German. Why?
Well, do you want some?

 

:lol: I like these 2 best :

 

those chat up lines would work on me cos they are funny as fuck. if u make me laugh u've pulled

 

A classic I've heard a million times. One I also heard was "Don't fight it". That's it.

 

Depends on what mood I'm in. I think pickup lines are cheesy, and I prefer a more inteligent kind of conversation, but after a few drinks and puffs, I might just laugh so hard I'd forget to give him the slip.