Everytime they make that little blonde girl talk hood I can't stop laughing. I wish I was that industrious as a kid. Selling candy to other kids like that was really smart.
Word. "Colonel Mufuckin' Stinkmeaner!!! Holla atcha boy, I gets money!!!!!! Bitch ass NEEEEYUGUUHHHHHH!!!!" Fun fact: Terry Crews played the dude who got drop-kicked by Tom when he was possessed. The Uncle Ruckus Show episode was hella funny, too. Cryin' n' shit when he found out he was black. Classic!!!
"removing a nigga spirit from a negro is as hard as removing the stank off from a hunk of shit.The nigga will lie. The nigga will make excuses. He will use words he don't really know. If he get really desperate, he may start to rap or dance." LMAO. I saw this clip again got me ROFL. Uncle Ruckus is one delusional nigga, he funny as hell.
I suggest y'all get a chick like this on your squad ASAP... [YOUTUBE] <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0PYtJBETbgk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0PYtJBETbgk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> [/YOUTUBE]
I watched Uncle Ruckus and Jimmy Rebels love connection last night. SMH, but LOL! I never watched Boondocks fully, but that was funny.
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"A whip, a noose, a branding iron. These things strike fear into a nigga's heart. Ahhhh, yes. They is terrible niggatry afoot." And the line that had me DYIN' in that episode, "READ NIGGA", as he holds up a book. Ruckus definitely in my top 10 favorite characters of all time.
Hell yeah. I thought Chappelle's "Clayton Bigsby" was funny too. Ruckus takes it to another level though.
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This episode was disgusting. I knew there was a booty warrior :butthead:from msnbc lockup but not the toss salad man. That was just wrong. :smt018
This may be in my top 5 episodes. Shit was TOO funny. "YOU....CAN'T....HAVE.... MY BOOTY!!!!!!" Tom got raw in that episode. Chris Hansen got took. Muthafucka wasn't for kid ass. He was there for man ass. "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way." And Ruckus and the prisoners were a trip. "Follow them little white children. Niggas know they way around prison. Your Uncle Ruckus will protect you." "It's is my god given right, as an inmate" to ask for white bitches. I want white bitches, Brazilian bitches, Alaskan bitches, East Indian bitches, etc." And the best quote, "First, I put the jelly inside my asshole, then I put the peanut butter on top of it." Oh, and Clifton Powell as the leader of the prisoners was EPIC!!