Too funny. :smt042

 

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-- Thomas A. Edison

 

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“Nobody calls me chicken!!!”- Marty McFly

 

"I always tell the truth ...even when I lie." -Tony Montana

 

"For Africa to me is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place." -Maya Angelou

 

“Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don’t get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today … only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.”-Peter Griffin

 

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"Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug."
-- John Lithgow

 

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high."
-- Adrienne E. Gusoff

 

"a samurai with a poket knife is better than a peasent with a katana"

 

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
Dorothy Nevill

 

"A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire." Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 

lol

that can be translated in so many ways, but the moral behind it is solid.

someone already trained and ready to fight, is more valuable than someone called up on a whim...

which is why I support a nation having a strong, standing army, even if there isn't a war going on.

 

You never answered me. You told me you had no rank - so how can you possibly be a Petty Officer of the United States Navy? Anten7 - FCSN, United States Navy.

 

Fate rarely calls us at a time of our choosing- Optimus Prime

 

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living, the other helps you change a life. -Sandra Carey.

 

"When you first meet a woman, you don't actually meet 'that' woman. You meet her 'representative'. If you hold out, eventually you discover who she really is..." - Edward (my oldest brother)

 

especially with us men sometimes lmao

 

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