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BA said:
A few weeks ago, my friends and I were in Oakland at Church's Chicken and the men's restroom was locked. My fat friend gets up to use the women's restroom and I go, "dude, that's the women's restroom". He goes, "I have long hair and tits. I'm going in." I was DYING!

Yeah, that's my quote. I fucking loved it.
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Too funny. :smt042
 
"For Africa to me is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place." -Maya Angelou
 
Tony Soprano said:
“Nobody calls me chicken!!!”- Marty McFly
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“Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don’t get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today … only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.”-Peter Griffin
 
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." George Bernard Shaw
 
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high."
-- Adrienne E. Gusoff
 
"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
Dorothy Nevill
 
"A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire." Francois de La Rochefoucauld
 
hntr18 said:
"a samurai with a poket knife is better than a peasent with a katana"
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lol

that can be translated in so many ways, but the moral behind it is solid.

someone already trained and ready to fight, is more valuable than someone called up on a whim...

which is why I support a nation having a strong, standing army, even if there isn't a war going on.
 
pettyofficerj said:
...which is why I support a nation having a strong, standing army, even if there isn't a war going on.
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You never answered me. You told me you had no rank - so how can you possibly be a Petty Officer of the United States Navy? Anten7 - FCSN, United States Navy.
 
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living, the other helps you change a life. -Sandra Carey.
 
"When you first meet a woman, you don't actually meet 'that' woman. You meet her 'representative'. If you hold out, eventually you discover who she really is..." - Edward (my oldest brother)
 
Anten7 said:
"When you first meet a woman, you don't actually meet 'that' woman. You meet her 'representative'. If you hold out, eventually you discover who she really is..." - Edward (my oldest brother)
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especially with us men sometimes lmao
 
"All movements begin with one" - Glenn Beck


"After you practice a technique ten thousand times only then you begin to understand it" Grandmaster Hwang Kee, Founder of Soo Bahk Do (formally Tang Soo Do, Moo Duk Kwan
 
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