I am addicted to WW - how do I get (gently) weaned off this "addiction"?

Inner Beauty said:
LMAO!
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Hey I'm just thinking if I'm a mutant, I ought to get some kinda special power with that, you know like Wolverine's healing ability, or Xavier's telepathy, or something special. Though there are a couple of mutant powers that wouldn't be good for me in particular to have for sure, it'd be kinda weak if I'm a completely powerless mutant. :(
 
Espy said:
Hey I'm just thinking if I'm a mutant, I ought to get some kinda special power with that, you know like Wolverine's healing ability, or Xavier's telepathy, or something special. Though there are a couple of mutant powers that wouldn't be good for me in particular to have for sure, it'd be kinda weak if I'm a completely powerless mutant. :(
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As a fellow Mutant Albino, I think the first two would be nice....

Give me the powers of, I Dream of Jeanie, Wonder Woman and Bionic Woman and whoever else was a bad power having bitch....
 
Inner Beauty said:
I remember that list or at least something similar. Can you post the whole thing?

LOL @ the White girl one
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Here ya go, chica...



1. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail


2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*bleep*



3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.


4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally



5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again



6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys



7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con motha*bleep*



8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you



9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway


10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later


11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about *bleep* either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *bleep*no more

12. Mr. right now

Advantages

1. Has his own car
2. Feeds you when your hungry
3 Take you out
4 Sex is immaculate
5 Don't smoke
6 In college
7 Sense of humor

Disadvantages

1. Wont answer your calls
2. Don't want to meet your family
3. Don't like to talk on the phone

13. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200uota - 100im and 100ou
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women

Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife


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(there's a few # 13's in this forum I've noticed...Botoan is one who comes to mind based on his earlier post)


(btw, I thought of Maddy in #13/J......if only she had typed that, it may have been received a tad better, lol....I THINK that's what she was trying to say)
 
Espy said:
Hey I'm just thinking if I'm a mutant, I ought to get some kinda special power with that, you know like Wolverine's healing ability, or Xavier's telepathy, or something special. Though there are a couple of mutant powers that wouldn't be good for me in particular to have for sure, it'd be kinda weak if I'm a completely powerless mutant. :(
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Inner Beauty said:
As a fellow Mutant Albino, I think the first two would be nice....

Give me, I Dream of Jeanie, Wonder Woman and Bionic Woman and whoever was a bad power having bitch....
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I love mutants. And you can fix me a sandwich if you like. :p
 
WTF! What is this sh!t? Let's not even waste our time, I'm boycotting this sh!t from here on out.
 
Inner Beauty said:
As a fellow Mutant Albino, I think the first two would be nice....

Give me the powers of, I Dream of Jeanie, Wonder Woman and Bionic Woman and whoever else was a bad power having bitch....
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Ah, but none of those women were considered 'mutant' IB, and the Bionic Woman's powers weren't gifted, they were technologically based, so they probably aren't considered powers at all. I know, semantics, but someone is bound to come along and point all that out to us, so I figured I'd just beat them to it. :smt023

I guess Jeanie or Wonder Woman would be okay, but I'd probably have to pass on Bionic Woman, considering my natural klutziness, I'd demolish my whole damn house... trip and take out a wall or some shit.
 
Kunoichi said:
Here ya go, chica...



1. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail


2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*bleep*



3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.


4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally



5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again



6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys



7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con motha*bleep*



8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you



9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway


10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later


11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about *bleep* either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *bleep*no more

12. Mr. right now

Advantages

1. Has his own car
2. Feeds you when your hungry
3 Take you out
4 Sex is immaculate
5 Don't smoke
6 In college
7 Sense of humor

Disadvantages

1. Wont answer your calls
2. Don't want to meet your family
3. Don't like to talk on the phone

13. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200uota - 100im and 100ou
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women

Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife


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(there's a few # 13's in this forum I've noticed...Botoan is one who comes to mind based on his earlier post)


(btw, I thought of Maddy in #13/J......if only she had typed that, it may have been received a tad better, lol....I THINK that's what she was trying to say)
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Thank you for this!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL! I agree about Maddy. She did explain herself the 2nd time around....lol
 
Inner Beauty said:
AMEN!

They can go on with that wet dog, bologna smelling, stringy haired, only good for sucking dick (Becky), mutant albino, no backbone having, gold-digging, non-cooking ass shit with them too....
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Girl, didn't you know? That's just the pussified men saying that shit to appease the militant bioyches on the blogs, meanwhile they're back-blowing, bed-breaking, speak-a-foreign-language-when-they-cum, men...when they have themselves all up a white woman! :smt061
 
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