Dating a black guy is like dating a white guy, except he's black. Let me know if there's anything else you want to know.
You mean about the special ritual we do? Pouring honey over our naked bodies, before dancing around under a full moon and crying "Give me the black cock! Give me the black cock!"...that ritual?
Well damn, that sounds easier than my method... I sit in the forest when the moon is full with a net. I hear that BM only come out at night, hunting for WW to ravage....but, the net is woven from the hair of seven virgins, which is no easy feat to locate! And it has to be dipped in red wine and sprayed with Ralph Lauren Romance. Next time? I'm wearing honey. Oy vey.
well, i was way off...i heard that if you go outside naked on the first snow and lay down to make snow angels that the black men will follow the sparkle of the ruffled snowflakes and choose which angel:smt083 he likes the best... pfffft...from now on "honey" it is...it snowed all day and my ass is red and cold...but my nipples are hard
I heard Denver got more than we did, but it's still at least 6-8 inches in my corner of Colorado Springs. No way am I going outside to make snow angels in that, no matter how how the man doing the angel choosing is (besides, I thought we were snowbunnies, not snow angels?)
