never dated a black man, but am considering

Dating a black guy is like dating a white guy, except he's black.

Let me know if there's anything else you want to know.
 
lipstick said:
so no one is going to let her in on the secret;)my lips are sealed
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You mean about the special ritual we do? Pouring honey over our naked bodies, before dancing around under a full moon and crying "Give me the black cock! Give me the black cock!"...that ritual?
 
Sin Mari said:
You mean about the special ritual we do? Pouring honey over our naked bodies, before dancing around under a full moon and crying "Give me the black cock! Give me the black cock!"...that ritual?
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Well damn, that sounds easier than my method...

I sit in the forest when the moon is full with a net. I hear that BM only come out at night, hunting for WW to ravage....but, the net is woven from the hair of seven virgins, which is no easy feat to locate! And it has to be dipped in red wine and sprayed with Ralph Lauren Romance.

Next time? I'm wearing honey. :)

Oy vey.
 
TheHuntress said:
Well damn, that sounds easier than my method...

I sit in the forest when the moon is full with a net. I hear that BM only come out at night, hunting for WW to ravage....but, the net is woven from the hair of seven virgins, which is no easy feat to locate! And it has to be dipped in red wine and sprayed with Ralph Lauren Romance.

Next time? I'm wearing honey. :)

Oy vey.
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Mine may be easier, but yours has more class. :smt043
 
Sin Mari said:
You mean about the special ritual we do? Pouring honey over our naked bodies, before dancing around under a full moon and crying "Give me the black cock! Give me the black cock!"...that ritual?
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TheHuntress said:
Well damn, that sounds easier than my method...

I sit in the forest when the moon is full with a net. I hear that BM only come out at night, hunting for WW to ravage....but, the net is woven from the hair of seven virgins, which is no easy feat to locate! And it has to be dipped in red wine and sprayed with Ralph Lauren Romance.

Next time? I'm wearing honey. :)

Oy vey.
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well, i was way off...i heard that if you go outside naked on the first snow and lay down to make snow angels that the black men will follow the sparkle of the ruffled snowflakes and choose which angel:smt083 he likes the best...

pfffft...from now on "honey" it is...it snowed all day and my ass is red and cold...but my nipples are hard
 
lipstick said:
well, i was way off...i heard that if you go outside naked on the first snow and lay down to make snow angels that the black men will follow the sparkle of the ruffled snowflakes and choose which angel:smt083 he likes the best...

pfffft...from now on "honey" it is...it snowed all day and my ass is red and cold...but my nipples are hard
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I heard Denver got more than we did, but it's still at least 6-8 inches in my corner of Colorado Springs. No way am I going outside to make snow angels in that, no matter how how the man doing the angel choosing is (besides, I thought we were snowbunnies, not snow angels?)
 
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