Meeting and Dating Older Women...

Mature women>>> Young women

Interactions with women under 30 be

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Interactions with women over 30 be

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What?

Dating an older woman is like dating your mom.


now you sit there and think about that.


I have plenty of them though.

Dating an older woman is like drinking wine. It is so old it is only matter of time before it starts to be bitter and you are left with a bad taste in your mouth.

:smt081

Dating an older woman is like driving an old car. Oh sure, It is nice to drive but sooner or later you'll have to update because this car can't do what all the other newer models can do.


Dating an old woman is like having an old computer. Sure windows 95 is nice but do you actually own windows 95 .... do you !!!!!!!:smt081


NOW YOU SIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID AND READ ME

YOU ARE INMENSELY WRONG ABOUT THE WINE SIR, WINE GETS BETTER, READ, B-E-T-T-E-R AS IT GETS OLDER

OLD CARS ARE PRICELESS

WIN95 IS OUTDATED YEAH BUT, I 'M ANDROID OS, and the only thing I got to do to update her is just download MY Firmwares and APPs to her
 
NOW YOU SIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID AND READ ME

YOU ARE INMENSELY WRONG ABOUT THE WINE SIR, WINE GETS BETTER, READ, B-E-T-T-E-R AS IT GETS OLDER

OLD CARS ARE PRICELESS

WIN95 IS OUTDATED YEAH BUT, I 'M ANDROID OS, and the only thing I got to do to update her is just download MY Firmwares and APPs to her



I hope you weren't thinking this post would impress any older women. If so, you failed.

Calling a woman an old car ain't gonna win you any brownie points or get you any booty. No one has any interest in downloading any Jethro version "firmwares" or "apps".
 
I hope you weren't thinking this post would impress any older women. If so, you failed.

Calling a woman an old car ain't gonna win you any brownie points or get you any booty. No one has any interest in downloading any Jethro version "firmwares" or "apps".

he doesn't get your engine purring?
 
Nope. It's kinda difficult to do that when he doesn't know how to turn on the ignition. ;) LOL

he would first have to take his hard key and gently rub just the tip into the ignition. you cant just shove the key in, you have to make sure the key fits nice and snug before you stick it all the way in, by that time its already turned on and running vigorously. :D
 
he would first have to take his hard key and gently rub just the tip into the ignition. you cant just shove the key in, you have to make sure the key fits nice and snug before you stick it all the way in, by that time its already turned on and running vigorously. :D

You could teach a few things to some of the boys around here love. :smt007
 
Its all about the wording and that's why players get a lot of women even if the woman knows he is cheating on her. If the guy had said a classic car instead of an old car.............................. well :cool:
 
Age is a number. Your attitude and outlook on life is what counts. For some reason, younger men take to me very often. Depending on how they act (of course physical attraction counts, too), I can be interested.
 
I dunno, I'm with GQ Brotha--the businesswoman, fox news anchor lady types just turn me on completely. I flirt with them are work too..I know I'm wrong. I'm just really attracted to sexy mature women. You've seen them at the gym, the ones who have a few kids but bodies are better looking than the 22 year old running alongside them.
 
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