roadlesstraveled
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Before I met my wife, I dated one of my professors, and it was a beautiful thing that we had. Sexy, Valerie Bertinelli look-alike.....lol.
Wow, lucky you!
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Before I met my wife, I dated one of my professors, and it was a beautiful thing that we had. Sexy, Valerie Bertinelli look-alike.....lol.
I have been told I resemble VB![]()
What or who is VB?
Thinks australian beer, but you don't look like that
Valerie Bertinelli![]()
Eddie Van Halens ex wife?
Dating an older woman is like dating your mom.
now you sit there and think about that.
I have plenty of them though.
Dating an older woman is like drinking wine. It is so old it is only matter of time before it starts to be bitter and you are left with a bad taste in your mouth.
Dating an older woman is like driving an old car. Oh sure, It is nice to drive but sooner or later you'll have to update because this car can't do what all the other newer models can do.
Dating an old woman is like having an old computer. Sure windows 95 is nice but do you actually own windows 95 .... do you !!!!!!!![]()
NOW YOU SIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID AND READ ME
YOU ARE INMENSELY WRONG ABOUT THE WINE SIR, WINE GETS BETTER, READ, B-E-T-T-E-R AS IT GETS OLDER
OLD CARS ARE PRICELESS
WIN95 IS OUTDATED YEAH BUT, I 'M ANDROID OS, and the only thing I got to do to update her is just download MY Firmwares and APPs to her
I hope you weren't thinking this post would impress any older women. If so, you failed.
Calling a woman an old car ain't gonna win you any brownie points or get you any booty. No one has any interest in downloading any Jethro version "firmwares" or "apps".
he doesn't get your engine purring?
Nope. It's kinda difficult to do that when he doesn't know how to turn on the ignition.LOL
he would first have to take his hard key and gently rub just the tip into the ignition. you cant just shove the key in, you have to make sure the key fits nice and snug before you stick it all the way in, by that time its already turned on and running vigorously.![]()
