That movie had a wicked sense of humor.
Yeah. It didn't try to be serious, just entertaining.
Return of the Living Dead.
Tina: "Why don't we go to the park?"
Scuz: "Oh we can't, the cops said they'd shoot us if we go back to the park."
Spider: "Yeah, and I ain't in no mood to die tonight."
Trash: "I like death."
Chuck: "I like death with sex. Casey, do you like sex with death?"
Casey: "Yeah so fuck off and die."
Trash: "Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?"
Spider: "I try not too think about dying too much."
Trash:" Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive."
Spider: "I see."
Trash: "First, they would tear off my clothes..."
Chuck: "Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again."
Burt: "I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!"
Frank: "It worked in the movie!"
Burt: "Well, it ain't working now, Frank!"
Freddy: "You mean the movie lied?"
Paramedic #1: "You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees."
Freddy: "Well, what does that mean?"
Paramedic #1: "Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive.
Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means."
Freddy: "Are you saying we're dead?"
Paramedic #2: "Well, let's not jump to conclusions."
Freddy: "Are you saying we're dead?"
Paramedic #2: "No conclusions."
Paramedic #1: "Obviously I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk."