Django Unchained
Stephen : (To Django) "Your black ass been all them motherfuckers at the big house could talk about for the last few hours. Seem like white folk ain't never had a bright idea in they life been comin' up with different ways to kill your ass. Now mind you, most of them ideas had to do with fuckin' with your fun parts. Now that may seem like a good idea but truth is when you snip a n****r's nuts most of 'em bleed out in oh about, mmm, seven minutes, most of 'em. Well, more than most. Then I says, "Shitfire, the n****rs we sell to LeQuint Dickey got it worse than that." And they still saying, 'Let's whip 'em to death" or "Throw 'em to the mandingos", "Feed 'em to Stonecipher's dogs". I said "What's so special 'bout that? We do that shit all the time. Hells bells, the n****rs we sell to LeQuint Dickey got it worse than that." (mocking surprise) Lo and behold, outta nowhere, Miss Lara come up with the bright idea of givin' your ass to the LeQuint Dickey Mining Company. And as a slave of the LeQuint Dickey Mining Company, henceforth till the day you die, all day every day, you will be swingin' a sledgehammer. Turnin' big rocks into little rocks. And when ya get there, they gonna take away your name, give ya a number and a sledgehammer and say, "Get to work!" One word of sass, they cuts out your tongue. They good at it too, you won't bleed out. Oh they does that real good. They gonna work ya, all day every day, till your back give out, then they gonna hitcha in the head with a hammer, throw your ass down the n****r hole. And that will be the story of you, Django."
Django Freeman : (To Stephen) "You said in seventy-six years on this plantation you seen all manner of shit done to n****rs. But I notice, you didn't mention kneecappin'. [Shoots Stephen's right kneecap] Seventy-six years Stephen, how many n****rs you think you see come and go, huh? Seven thousand? Eight thousand? Nine thousand? Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine? Every single word that came outta Calvin Candie's mouth was nothin' but horseshit but he was right about one thing. I am that one n****r in ten thousand. [Shoots Stephen's left kneecap]
Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett: [referring to the bag over his head] "Damn. I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing."
Bradshaw: "We ready or what?"
Big Daddy: "Ah hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye hole. [tears his bag] Oh shit. I just made it worse."
Redfish: "Who made this goddamn shit?"
O.B.: "Willard's wife."
Willard: "Well make your own goddamn mask!"
Big Daddy: "Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did."
Redfish: "Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag I coulda cut it better than this!"
" What about you Robert? Can you see?"
Robert: "Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good. More or less. But when I start ridin' the bag's movin' all over and I'm ridin' blind."
Randy: [tearing his bag] "Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?"
Terry: "No, nobody brought an extra bag!"
Randy: "I'm just askin'!"
Doug: "Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?"
Big Daddy: "Oh well shitfire! If you don't wear 'em as you ride up that just defeats the purpose!"
Redfish: [ripping off bag] "Well I can't see in this fucking thing! I can't breathe in this fucking thing and I can't ride in this fucking thing!"
Willard: "Well fuck all y'all I'm goin' home! Ya know I watched my wife work all day gettin' thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'! " [rides away]
Big Daddy: "Now look, let's not forget why we're here. We gotta killer n****r over that hill there, and we gotta make a lesson outta 'em."
Randy: "Okay I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?"
Robert: "I think, we all think, the bags was a nice idea. But not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how 'bout no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then we go full regalia." [The mob agrees and starts to remove the bags]
Big Daddy: "Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags." [Mob stops]
Randy: "But nobody can see."
Big Daddy: "So?"
Randy: "So it'd be nice to see."
Big Daddy: "Goddammit! This is a raid! I can't see! You can't see! So what? All that matters is can the fuckin' horse see! That's a raid!"