Hello from Dallas

[Espy]

sick, bored and tired...!!! good lord that's a trifecta

Yes, it does suck a bit Tarshi.

Not a good trifecta either:-(
I feel ya ESPY - work is kicking my ass this week - therefore the silliness
Hope you get a better tomorrow lovely!!!!

Thanks FG. I'm a bit prone to silliness when I'm ill as well. My brain just doesn't function optimally when I feel this bad. I'm off to bed momentarily, which is bound to bring improvement,

Hope the rest of your work week improves too FG.

 

[FG]

Yes, it does suck a bit Tarshi.



Thanks FG. I'm a bit prone to silliness when I'm ill as well. My brain just doesn't function optimally when I feel this bad. I'm off to bed momentarily, which is bound to bring improvement,

Hope the rest of your work week improves too FG.

:smt056 we both need a bit of this:smt056
I have a 4 am telecon tomorrow (can we move Japan to another time-zone?) and another 6 am on on Friday - THEN...... I see some JB Wagoners and lime in my future

I hope yours get better too!!!!

 

[Mista2u]

Sup Mista2u,

Here's some advice I challenge you to follow.

1. Approach each and every white female in places where they can't leave such as those who work the cash register at the grocery store, reservation agents at your favorite airline, saleswomen at your local department store, flight attendants while in flight, teachers at the chalkboard, nurses checking your temperature, etc.

This works because no matter your look, smell, sound, style, height, weight, gate, or aura, they can't walk away.

2. Place your order, then have normal conversation.

3. Your closing statement to each should be, "you know, you have to be the absolute whitest woman I've ever seen in my life". Say nothing else.

4. Notice the confused expressions on their faces. Walk away

5. Watch them follow you home as feral cats would after being fed cans of tuna.


Good luck!

That closing statement confused the hell out of me. Why would is say something so bad to a person I'm trying to talk to. Dumb look on my face.

 

[KingAesop]

Welcome to the forum.

 

[Bookworm616]

That closing statement confused the hell out of me. Why would is say something so bad to a person I'm trying to talk to. Dumb look on my face.

He was kidding. :smt023

 

[Inner Beauty]

Sup Mista2u,

Here's some advice I challenge you to follow.

1. Approach each and every white female in places where they can't leave such as those who work the cash register at the grocery store, reservation agents at your favorite airline, saleswomen at your local department store, flight attendants while in flight, teachers at the chalkboard, nurses checking your temperature, etc.

This works because no matter your look, smell, sound, style, height, weight, gate, or aura, they can't walk away.

2. Place your order, then have normal conversation.

3. Your closing statement to each should be, "you know, you have to be the absolute whitest woman I've ever seen in my life". Say nothing else.

4. Notice the confused expressions on their faces. Walk away

5. Watch them follow you home as feral cats would after being fed cans of tuna.


Good luck!

LOL!!!!!!!!

That's called entrapWHITEWOMENt

WELCOME MISTA!

Trust, WW aren't some alien life form. Like FG asked, how do you approach BW?

 

[Empress Satine]

Hi :smt031: