I love Macy Grey - how very fucking "white" of me. I also love Jill Scott, Erykah Badu (like any good cultured whitey should), and India.Arie. Also another broad you've probably never heard of, Res, from Philly. Among others.
"White people love"....
You know, that's starting to get on my damn nerves.
Do white people love Taj Mahal? You're probably going to say yes. I love him. I bet you a lot of black people do too.
I went to a Sade concert and it was a pretty mixed group of people.
Everyone loved Frank Sinatra. Harry Connick Jr. took his place IMHO and I bet you a lot of black people love him, too. I know he has a lot of soul and his heart is truly in New Orleans.
Do only white people listen to Muddy Waters and Sam Cooke, Howlin' Wolf anymore? You know, OLD black music that you all are tired of, supposedly. If you're gonna make fun, I will go there.
Do only white people love sushi? Mojitos? Tapas? Ballroom dancing lessons? Riverdance? Cappucinos? Poetry readings? (no I forgot - it's gotta be a poetry SLAM and then the black guys will bust out their spoken-word stuff - which I happen to like - how white of me)...
Ummm - what else do white people love... Bank accounts? 401ks? Imported beers? Farmer's markets? Bluegrass festivals? The Big Lebowski? energy bars? reading books? volunteering? marriage? kids named stupid things like Payton, Dakota, and Sage?
You know us white people - always doing lame stuff like trying to get a job, pay our bills, get an education, try to prove we're part Native American, and enjoy/learning about different cultures and appreciating good music.
I don't have sickle-cell anemia. Stuff white people like - not having it. Also, being able to have milk in my cereal. WTF???
This is a satirical post, in the spirit of Al Jahiz, but seriously, "white people like" this and that... what is that shit really all about??? Why do you say that if you would hate it if I said "black people like"... such and such?
Especially when really, we all like a lot of the same stuff. I mean who doesn't like fried chicken?
Come on.
I need some collard greens - STAT.