pettyofficerj
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Cue the goodlove thread 'share your diesel beast stories'
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Cue the goodlove thread 'share your diesel beast stories'
The Dark King
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Exactly
Cherok33
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I'm sure some do. Lol
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Lmaooo I cannot help if he likes me. I'm a pretty laid back, cool chick that is well rounded (sports, smarts, girlie) so guys talk to me.
No... Little Ones are impressionable and they are like little sponges. Have to always be mindful of what they see or hear and follow through with an explanation they will comprehend.
A dick pic would be very complicated to explain.
Kind of like the convo I had to have w my 7 yr old who found my lipstick vibrator under my pillow. Very inappropriate but she had no idea... Mommy had to think on her feet but thank God it looks like lipstick. She was clicking the little button but it didn't turn on. I told her my lipstick broke and quickly tucked it away somewhere safe. She asked if she could buy one that weekend because it looked cool.
Lmao bite me!
Lol @ we're good
Cherok33
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Lmaooooo
I guess since nothing else was working I would be totally convinced when he revealed his... Damn, what did he call it...? I think he said he was "unleashing the diesel beast" or something to that effect...
I was like .....uhhh so your room is red
He said what else do you see...
That's when I proceeded to give his ass a good thrashing
He stopped texting me
Ugh...what a loser. Such a disrespectful and trashy move and a major turnoff. Dudes who do that crap are behaving the way horny chicken-choking dick-exposing inmates do toward female correctional officers.
I typically laugh at or make snide remarks about their little friend, and then I lay into their stupid asses. I also block their numbers. I don't typically put them on blast (I do threaten to do it though, lol), but I will if I feel it's necessary.
Although there are some women who enjoy that skanky approach (God only knows why), I'm for damn sure not one of them.
pettyofficerj
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Except they actually end up getting laid.....by something
Peach State Scholar
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Sad but true. Like TDK said, some women actually respond to it. More than you would probably expect. I can't call it.
pettyofficerj
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Sad but true. Like TDK said, some women actually respond to it. More than you would probably expect. I can't call it.
Quite a few preggo prison guards were a result of being dickmatized by a dirty mothafucka lookin at 20-to-life
I ain't neva seen game like that lol
Peach State Scholar
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I will still never, ever understand that. All the men walking around on the outside in society without criminal records and fall for the ones on lockdown? That's never going to make any sense to me. Ever.
K
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Oh lawd - the joys of parenthood! LOL you handled that well!
K
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Images of bodies, even body parts.....there are appropriate ways and inappropriate ways. Walking in and seeing a screen size close up dick pick, or on a phone....is not appropriate. Nor is it something any mom is wanting to have to explain.
Cherok33
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I don't understand the obsession either.
There is no future, they have nothing to offer. Cannot do anything significant for you to better your life. The only thing I can think of is they are dangerous and the lady wants to live on the edge and gets her giggles from that. Maybe they have connects on the outside, but you still cannot live a normal happy life together.
Even if they got out eventually, realistically what kind of life would you have with With a man who cannot get a job because he's an ex con...
Maybe I'm naieve
pettyofficerj
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I was simply told it was a back massager
K
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Cherok33
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Cherok33
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Yeah that's a good one! Mine literally looks like lipstick so it was fairly easy convincing her. It never dawned on her why it would be electric but she went with it so
Peach State Scholar
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A few months ago I read and article (can't remember the site) where a female prison guard met a man who was in prison serving a ten year sentence, I think it was for manslaughter. Anyway, she took one look at him and she somehow, some way realized that was the one. Last I heard they were living happily ever after once he got released. I'm not trying to hate on anybody in the system but damn, you can't tell me that there's not one person on the outside that she could be dating? Not even one?
Meanwhile my ass is sitting at home alone. Looks like I need to go pull off a robbery or something. *click clack*
K
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I've read some stuff about this (in school, not cause I was interested LOL) There are all sorts of interesting theories, and some that are not. But typically the thought is that the women actually prefer the men NOT be getting out (thus all the huge demand for the death row inmates - go figure!) Some of the thoughts are - they know where they are at all times, there is an odd sense of control and stability. They feel the men are "devoted to them". Often they will write all sorts of long romantic letters and such. And there's also an element of being the prisoners "savior" of sorts. They also don't have to deal with a real day to day relationship with their partner, but they still feel they are in a relationship.
4north1side2
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lol like posting pictures of yourself in intimate apparel for strangers on the internet.
Women are funny.
