TMZ Alleges Tiger Woods' Injuries Caused by Wife, Not Car Accident

Nigga out hoing.

Nigga come home drunk and smellin' like ho pussy.

Nigga wife hit him ass in face with #3 wood.

Nigga run and get in car drunk.

Nigga try to haul ass foe she scrotumize him ass.

Ho bust out back window with #3 wood.

Nigga look back and say WTF???

Nigga run into fire plug and den hit de white man's tree.

Nigga ean't wearing no seat belt.

Nigga be fuck up.
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tiger had scratches, bruises and a bust lip, his wife came feigning for him with a golf club. and chased him with a golf club till he crashed his car, apparently she stood over him for 6 minutes unconscious with a golf club. I ask myself what if it had been reversed?
He doesnt have to be married to this crazy woman, if someone hits you with a golf club on the head you could die, it is as bad as being chased by someone with a knife there is only one thing you could do with it.
Some record has to be made about this so that it doesnt happen again. Tiger needs to stop covering up for her.
 
Tiger woo woo, lol


Went from the nanny to one of the richest wives in the country. Cha Ching

In a serious note, I heard she turned him down multiple times b4 she gave him the first date. Guess she was not Americani$$$$$ed at the time.
 
He will cover up for his wife. His endorsements are at stake.

AND his reputation as a perfect man that do not do any misstakes (oh, that would be his endorsements:-). I dont think he wants it to be known if he was creeping...
I doubt she took a swing at his head with the club, I dont think he would have been immediately released that do some serious damage.
As far as I understand he got unconsious from the crash itself.
 
are you guys kidding about the jump off, she's a total downgrade from what he has at home.
 
What do Tiger and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed in the head by Norwegians.

Thats acctually hillarious and extra hillarious if you knew that Swedes hates to be called Norwegian (and vice versa). We have a little rivalry.

So acctually - its twice as fun:-)
My friends call me Norwegian on purpose just for that, it cracks me up.
 
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Not funny at all

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Yea when it comes to physical violence there is definitely a double standard.

Guy beats woman = most people are victimizing her,feeling sorry for her,and he's the big a**hole and all,not really considering what she may have done

Woman beats guy = many people think she probably must have had a good reason and the guy is seen as weak and a pu**y by some...

That does suck. Something like this keeps me from wanting to get married.
 
That does suck. Something like this keeps me from wanting to get married.

Keep your dick in your pants if you are married and you should be fine.
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In spite on what she did,Tiger will have her back.
Or turn that comment around - despite what he did , he will have her back.

We dont know what she did anything yet.. it is clear she did chase him, maybe gave him some of this scratch marks... The rest is speculations pure and simple.

And we dont know if he really cheated either.
 
The only thing we know is that a lot of unnamed sources get quoted saying stuff by paparazzi.

The initial police reports stated that he had been in an accident, that his wife had heard it, and had come to his aid, breaking the window to pull him out.

The woman alleged to have been sleeping with him denies sleeping with him.

He, the man alleged to having been attacked denies being attacked.

The first uninvolved people on the scene, his neighbors, report that Tiger & his wife had not been arguing, and that Tiger's wife came running to them for help after the accident. They also report that his injuries were absolutely not consistent with someone who had been attacked with a golf club.

The police say there is no evidence of anything but poor driving.



It's messed up that people can just say pretty much anything about you, without any evidence whatsoever, and the whole world will believe it.

This is the second time the media has done this to this couple -- last time it was the scandal over her supposed nudey pictures. They just slapped her face on some other woman's body and accused her of posing for "filth."

What the hell is wrong with this world?
 
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