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MGTOW - Men Going Their Own Way

SOURCE: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MGTOW

Men Going Their Own Way; A bunch of whiny douchebags who can't get girlfriends because of their blatant hatred of women, but claim it's because they're protesting against the unnamed evils that women routinely commit (see cognitive dissonance). Instead of actually going their own way, MGTOW spend excessive amounts of time complaining on the internet about how women have driven society to ruin, while they masturbate in their moms' basements and do nothing to contribute to society. Some claim that they don't hate all women, just those uppity "western women." They'd be perfectly fine with dating one of those exotic, submissive "eastern women" who would do anything they asked (see stereotype).

It's the equivalent of a five-year-old trying hold their breath until they get what they want, only they're being incredibly unclear about what it is that they want and no one cares if they pass out from oxygen deprivation.

MGTOW: "Waa! Why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm such a nice guy. Women are such evil, stupid bitches. I'm sick of all you c*nts not blowing me or cooking my dinner. I'm gonna go my own way!

Woman: "...Oh no. Don't not date me. You're such a charmer. Staying away from women is the most effective way of punishing our misdeeds, please don't!" *suppresses laughter*

MGTOW: "It's too late, harpy!" *marries Hatsuni Miku body pillow*

 

I find this to be very sexy. Well, she is quite alluring to me.

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Dead-ass tired after leaving the gym but I'm going to press on anyway because I know it's worth it in the end. Now let's see if my legs work tomorrow

 

Lmao. I'm driving on myself. GFunk has set a high bar for me. Lmao

 

Man, GFunk set the bar high for everybody.

 

My lazy fat ass playing NBA2k15.

 

This what happens when Vanilla Ice and Alvin and the Chipmunks had an orgy...

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9 sleeps till my trip to DC! Totally homesick for that place, it's much more like home to me, than "real" home is.

So glad my boss is making an exception to my new hire probation, and letting me work from "home" for a week so I could go. It's the 150th anniversary for my school though, that's a big homecoming to be there for!

 

You need to go out and get one of those weird chicks who can make Star Trek noises with her mouth and pussy. Talk about polyphonics!

 

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It's interesting how the fundamental fear of death can lead a human mind down the most irrational pathways. Ebola, Islamic State, and a variety of other boogeymen that will never darken your doorstep are all suddenly imminent threats to our survival.

 

Ebola will never darken our doorstep?

That's a little premature, as Patient Zero (as he's now being called) just died today in Dallas from Ebola, and a Sheriff's Deputy who entered Patient Zero's apartment without protective gear fell ill and is now being monitored and tested for the virus.

I think Ebola has darkened our doorstep.

A woman detainee from Liberia is currently sitting in isolation in a Kenosha jail (which is about an hour's drive from me) to monitor her for signs of Ebola. Though this is just a precaution, as she is not exhibiting symptoms...yet.

Ebola is here.

And hopefully they actually can contain the spread of it, though I'm less confident after watching how Dallas bungled this entire situation.

 

Please my doorstep was already darkened by unemployment, killings, and robberies

 

Well there is nothing outside my door and if Ebola is waiting outside yours, hazmat suits are available through Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Dupont-Yellow-Chemical-Protection-Coveralls/dp/B005QQFHI8/ref=sr_1_1/180-8154945-4075259?ie=UTF8&qid=1412826041&sr=8-1&keywords=hazmat

 

Damn, I think I just found my Halloween costume.

 

U know u ain't right lol

 

Damn I didn't know shonda rhimes was behind Greys anatomy too

U go girl

 

Lol probably not, but I am cheap. And even better if it's cold this year on Halloween I can keep warm, too.

Yeah, she has her hands in everything. With that, Scandal and that new show she's probably the most powerful woman in network TV right now.

 

Btw, my friend and I were texting tonight about this whole Ebola thing, and he told me to "read some Alex Jones".

Yikes.